There are ways to cheat a cheating boyfriend

Try To Catch a Cheating Boyfriend With His Cell Phone

So you check his cell phone time and again to no avail. Well guess what? The reason his cell phone is “clean” is because he has a cheap prepaid cell phone that he keeps stashed away just for calls from the women that hes seeing on the side!

Small Tidbits Of Evidence Just Don’t Cut It

Sure you find tidbits in is car. Cigarette buts with lipstick on them, condoms etc. but he always seems to some have a lame excuse that can explain away everything. His friend left them there or his friends girlfriend was smoking in his car.

Hell Be Wearing His Asshole For a Hat-Band When Your Through With Him

What you need sister, is to learn some truly proven methods to use to catch a cheating boyfriend. Methods that can get you what you need to finally justify putting your foot square up his no good happy ass! If you could just get the right evidence then you could have him wearing is asshole for a hat band by the time your through with him.

You Need To Go High Tech To Catch a Cheating Boyfriend

What you need to do is to go “high tech”, because the truth is that the technology is out there now and there are things now available that your knot-head boyfriend would never suspect that you would use. Things like a compact automatic voice recorder that you can attach to your phone line up in your attic.

Catch a Cheating Boyfriend With New Computer “Hacking” Software

Or new computer software that you can use to finally “hack” into your boyfriends computer. This new software will instantly give up all his passwords to things like all his email accounts and even the records of his instant message conversations. The sweet thing about it, is that he won’t even know that you are using it and can never tell that you have “burglarized” his computer files

Madam Marie,

I think that I am the victim of infidelity by a husband but every time I ask my husband if he is being unfaithful he looks me straight in the eyes and tells me no.

I caught him once before about a year ago and we went to counseling and worked it out.

So how can I tell if he is or isn’t screwing around with someone else on the side again?

Stop Tipping Him Off By Asking Him

Infidelity by a husband is not clueless

Rule Number One Of Infidelity By a Husband

Rule number one when it comes to infidelity by a husband, is that if he has done it before, he will do it again! Thats because you just can’t teach an old dog new tricks. So if this is your case, you don’t have to read any further. Besides if you were stupid enough to take him back the first time you probably can’t read anyway!

Make Sure That You Get It Right Before You Bring Out Your Big Guns

Sure there are countless little signs to be on the lookout for, such as changing the way the he dresses or working late at night but all too often today these signs can just lead you on a wild goose chase. For instance, have you stopped to consider that he may be working late to bring home some extra money or to keep his god damn job!

Think Out Of the Box

What you need to do is stop sitting on your butt worrying about infidelity by a husband and do what it takes to nail his dick to the wall if he is! Another thing to consider, believe it or not, is that it may be another man that the horny bastard is screwing around with!

Does He Have a New “Friend”???

I can’t tell you how many times I have heard of some poor wife who has spent her precious time running around trying to catch her idiot husband with some tramp, only to finally find out too late that he was a switch hitter and the person she was looking for was his new “pal” from work!!

Dear Madam Marie,

Ive been going with this guy for only six months and he is already cheating on me. He’s hella cute and everything but he doesn’t even have a car or anything, so he lives with me at my moms house. I know he cheats on me though, because he even brags and laughs about it right in front of me. I want to catch him in the act so bad, so I can find out who he’s screwing and beat the shit out of the nasty bitch. So whats your best advice on catching a cheating boyfriend?

Go Right To The Source Of The Problem

Catching a cheating boyfriend is no fun

Catching a Cheating Boyfriend In the Act

However; if you are determined to catch the turd in the act with hopefully another female, there are a few proven tactics that I can recommend. Also, don’t be surprised if the “mystery bitch” turns out to be someone you already know, possibly even one of your close friends.

Give Him Enough Rope to Hang Himself

Your in luck though, because as you say, he seems to be open and in fact proud of his dirt bag behavior. Let the piece of rat crap keep on bragging, only instead of getting mad and cutting him off, try listening for a change because he is going to eventually say too much.

Catching a Cheating Boyfriend With a Borrowed Car

In fact, if you let him think that it’s really not all that big a deal to you, you can bet that this pin head of a half-man gutter-whore will get real sloppy real fast. If he doesn’t have a car and is using yours then consider loaning him your car. If you hide in the trunk, he will take you right to the girl “or man” that he is pumping, or “getting pumped by”.

There are clues on how to tell if boyfriend is cheating

He Is Risking Not Just His Own Life

A man has every right to take chances with his own life but only a real jerk would play Russian roulette with the life of his girlfriend or wife. Unfortunately there are just far too many dirt bag men that are out there willing to do just that.

How to Tell If Your Boyfriend Is Cheating During the day

First of all, don’t think that just because you boyfriend isn’t running around late at night that he isn’t cheating, because he still can be screwing a neighbor, a tramp at his work or even stooping as low as banging a local street prostitute while is say out shopping during the day.

Does Your Boyfriend Accuse You Of Cheating??

So how to tell if a boyfriend is cheating when there are so many subtle signs to be on the lookout for? One common sign to be on the lookout for, is if he is in fact accusing you of being the one doing the cheating. Sound crazy?? You bet it is!!

Other Red Flags To Be On the Lookout For

You should be on the lookout for any changes in his daily routine or behavior. Does he get angry and yell at you if you want to know where he has been or what he has been up to while he was out? If he does, then these would be big red flags!

He’s Thinking With His “Small Head”

You have to bear in mind that of your boyfriend is out getting is noodle stuck where it isn’t supposed to be, that he is thinking with his small head and thats the one that doesn’t have a brain in it. That means that all he needs is enough rope and he will end up hanging himself.

Try Not To Tilt Your Hand In the Game Of Romance

Let him think that all is OK and that you really aren’t keeping an eye on his activities and in short order you should have the answers that you need in the form of irrefutable proof that the dog is visiting some bitches kennel on the sly.

Dear Madam Marie,

I’m sure you have had people write to you before about the problem that I’m having in my home.

To make a long story short, my husband is cheating on me and I’m at my whits end with it and need some help from you.

Please give me some suggestions on what you think that I should do?

He’s a Low Down Piece of Crap!

I must learn to cope even if my husband is cheating on me

Dirty Rotten Crotch Gutter Skanks

Combine that with the fact that there is most likely an equal number of dirty rotten-crotch gutter skanks in this world that just love to get their jollies fucking a spoken for man with a wedding ring on his finger. Dirty low down gutter tramps that know in their hearts that no decent, eligible, single man would want them.

Throw All His Shit Out On the Lawn

Your problem right now is that you are an “enabler”. Every second that you stand on the sidelines and allow it to go on, is the same thing as telling him its OK to screw you over the way that he is. Pack up all his shit and throw it all out on the lawn you idiot!!

They Deserve Each Other So Let the Whore Have Have the Turd

Then you need to get a hold of a divorce attorney and get the ball rolling on getting the slimy mongrel out of your life for good! Besides, the whore that he is banging and your dirt-bag of a husband will make such a perfect couple because they both seem to share the same rock-bottom-base-level values.

Once a Cheater Always a Cheater!!

Oh he’ll be back begging and you can count on that! The question is, will you take him back? Before you answer that question though let me tell you what I have learned from all the years of dealing with these types of matters. “ONCE A CHEATER, ALWAYS A CHEATER”!!

Dear Madam Marie,

My husband David is constantly on the go. He does league bowling, coaches our sons baseball team and loves to go dear hunting, trout and bass fishing with his group of friends when any of them are in season.

I tried going along on a couple of his hunting trips and found that sleeping on rocky ground and swatting mosquitoes just wasn’t my bag.

So now he is off on his own several afternoons and evenings a week and away for weekends when it’s hunting or fishing time. Do you think that he is cheating on me?

He Could Cheat On You At Will and You Wouldn’t Even Know

It is time to find out if husband is cheating

How To Find Out a Husband Is Cheating When Hes a Moving Target

So now the problem is how to find out if a husband is cheating when you are dealing with a moving target such that he is. If yours was a normal circumstance, I would tell you to simply go to where ever he goes and look for other women there.

Think Out Of the Box To Find Out If Your Husband Is Cheating

However; being that he is a league bowler and doing the boys baseball thing there are bound to be other wives and moms in and around the area, which would make it too difficult. You really can’t do the accuse him “straight to his face” test either, because you need some “circumstantial evidence” for that method, lest you come out looking like “psycho-broad-zilla” if you are wrong.

Using a Computer to Find Out If a Husband Is Cheating

There is one thing that you can do to find out if your husband is cheating, because a husband that is that involved and active definitely has a computer and at least one email address. That is to learn how to “hack” his computer and pull up all his passwords, instant message and email accounts.

It’s Perfectly Fool Poof and Super Simple To Do Now

Don’t worry either because it is super easy now, so almost anyone can do it if they have the instructional material. In fact, he will never know that you have done it either, because there is no way of telling. Best of all, never in his wildest dreams would he ever suspect that you could do it!

Dear Madam Marie,

I have been with my boyfriend for a little over two years now and do care a lot about him. There is one problem though and that is that he won’t stop cheating on me.

In fact, to date I have caught him red handed four times so far and he even slept with my own sister.

So please do give me some advice on how to deal with a cheating boyfriend.

Madam Marie’s First Suggestion On How To Deal With a Cheating Boyfriend

Learn how to deal with a cheating boyfriend

Another Suggestion On How To Deal With A Cheating Boyfriend

One thing that you might consider is giving him a taste of his own medicine. Seeing that he did bang your sister, I do honestly think that fucking one of his relatives, preferably a brother if he has one is is definitely in order.

A Good Taste Of His Own Medicine

Barring relatives though, any one of his closest friends will do and if they at all share his same values, you should have no trouble getting one or all of them to oblige your sordid request. Either way, this is one of the most time honored methods that I know of how to deal with a cheating boyfriend.

Your Gambling With Your Life You Idiot

All forms of payback aside though, if he hasn’t given your stupid ass an STD by now than consider yourself lucky. Stick with him long enough though and you can bet your right arm that eventually he will and hopefully it isn’t AIDs.

Find a New Boyfriend That will Treat You With Respect

Do yourself a favor though and seriously consider dumping this mindless cockroach of a man, because there are lots of men out there that don’t cheat on their girlfriends. The thing is though, that you will never find one as long as you have this sorry specimen of humanity hanging around.

Dear Madam Marie,

I have been married to my husband for five years now in April.

In the beginning of our relationship he couldn’t get enough of me and the sex was great. Then as time went by, the newness in our love and sex life seemed to just slowly fade away and now we do it maybe once every other day or so.

Do you think that he is getting it somewhere els and if so, how would you catch a cheating husband?

Welcome To Married Life

It is not easy to catch a cheating husband

Is He Getting It Somewhere Else?

So is he getting it somewhere else? One thing is for sure and that is that he is thinking about it, because all married men do. Also, you have to be aware of the fact that there are boatloads of tramps and skeezers out there that love nothing more than getting pounded by a married man.

If you Want To Catch a Cheating Husband Don’t Act Like You re Trying To Catch a Cheating Husband

If you want to catch a cheating husband then the best thing that you can do is to not act like you are trying to catch a cheating husband. Thats because if he know that you are on the lookout, he is going to be all the more careful.

Of Course Check His Email Account

You can check his email account but he may have deleted the evidence already. In this case you can always check his deleted messages file box. Also, be aware that he can have more than one email account.

A Very Sneaky Way to Catch a Cheating Husband

One thing that you can do though, is to learn how to break into his computer and pull up all of his email passwords. It’s not as hard as it sounds and he would never in his life suspect you of doing it. In the mean time keep your mouth shut and your eyes open.

Dear Madam Marie,

I’m in the catering business in Southern California, recently married and have a very active social life.

My new husband Stan is a fantastic man, a perfect husband in every way and is also very outgoing and friendly. We have friends over just about every weekend at our home on the weekends and all of my girlfriends just love Stan to death. The problem I have, is that my last marriage ended after I found out that my then husband was having an affair with one of my best friends and they are now, in fact married.

Of course I have discussed the whole mess with Stan and even told him that if he ever cheated on me to please not do it with any of my friends. Well of course he insists that he would never cheat on me and in fact, told me that he feels angry that I am doubting him because of my previous husbands actions.

Needless to say, I don’t discuss it with Stan any more but all the same, I am wondering if you have any suggestions on how to tell if my husband is cheating on me with any of my friends.

Traumatized By a Bottom Feeder

Signs my husband is cheating on me with me with my friend are right before my eyes.

Baggage From a Previous Relationship

Your concerns however, are what is commonly referred to as “baggage” from a previous relationship, that can in fact poison the marriage that you are in now. Sure your last husband ended up in the sack with one of your friends but it is my guess that there was absolutely nothing that you could have done to prevent it, short of keeping him in a cage.

Leave Stan Alone, He’s a Great Guy!

Thats because unfortunately there are scumbags out there that have absolutely no scruples what so ever and you evidently had the misfortune of marrying one. I think it is a very wise decision to stop discussing the matter with your new husband because it is a matter that you are going to have to work out in your own mind.

Dear Madam Marie,

Three years ago I married my college sweetheart and we both moved to southern California to work in the airline industry there. My husband has a job that doesn’t require that he travel but unfortunately the job that I have as an airline stewardess requires that I be do travel at least a few nights out of every week.

Recently however, a good friend of mine from college who I had been staying in touch with arrived in town and I was more then a little surprised to learn that she has began to work in a strip club at night as, “you guessed it”, a stripper. Shes a great dancer and was a gymnast in college and she claims that the pay is very good for what she is doing.

My husband has joked around with her a few times though by claiming the he would like to come out and see her “act”, which I really didn’t think was as funny as they thought it was.

So can I trust her with David while I’m away?

Also can you give me some good pointers on how to tell if a friend is cheating with my husband?

Sincerely,
Untrustworthy in NY

Hopefully Her Work Is Temporary!

I have clues on how to tell if friend is cheating with my husband

It Was Just a Stupid Joke

Having said that, the fact of the matter is that even a librarian can cheat with your husband if she “and he” really wanted to. I really do think that your husband was joking though when he made the “stupid” remarks about going to the strip club to see her naked at work, because if he had any “real intentions” on dong so, I’m sure he would have kept them to himself.

Do You Trust Him On His Own While Your Away?

I really all does come down to trust however. Especially in light of the fact that you are leaving him on his own a few nights every week. If you trust him then let him know that you do and keep your fingers crossed, because that is really the best that you can do to keep him from cheating.

Keeping Tabs On Your husband While You are Away

However; if you don’t trust him that does change the picture somewhat. If you really want to keep tabs on what is going on while you are away, there are a number of new high tech devices such as phone recorders, computer keystroke recording software and simple voice activated voice recorders that you can use to keep tabs on the situation while you are gone.