Madam Marie’s Best Advice On Catching a Cheating Boyfriend

Dear Madam Marie,

Ive been going with this guy for only six months and he is already cheating on me. He’s hella cute and everything but he doesn’t even have a car or anything, so he lives with me at my moms house. I know he cheats on me though, because he even brags and laughs about it right in front of me. I want to catch him in the act so bad, so I can find out who he’s screwing and beat the shit out of the nasty bitch. So whats your best advice on catching a cheating boyfriend?

Go Right To The Source Of The Problem

Catching a cheating boyfriend is no fun

Catching a cheating boyfriend is no fun

First of all honey, you should just go to the source and beat the crap out of the freeloading “hella cute” slug that you call a boyfriend. After all, the girl that he’s screwing, “if it is a girl”, may not even know that he has a girlfriend, which is all too often the case.

Catching a Cheating Boyfriend In the Act

However; if you are determined to catch the turd in the act with hopefully another female, there are a few proven tactics that I can recommend. Also, don’t be surprised if the “mystery bitch” turns out to be someone you already know, possibly even one of your close friends.

Give Him Enough Rope to Hang Himself

Your in luck though, because as you say, he seems to be open and in fact proud of his dirt bag behavior. Let the piece of rat crap keep on bragging, only instead of getting mad and cutting him off, try listening for a change because he is going to eventually say too much.

Catching a Cheating Boyfriend With a Borrowed Car

In fact, if you let him think that it’s really not all that big a deal to you, you can bet that this pin head of a half-man gutter-whore will get real sloppy real fast. If he doesn’t have a car and is using yours then consider loaning him your car. If you hide in the trunk, he will take you right to the girl “or man” that he is pumping, or “getting pumped by”.

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